We're not stranded here.
I just got off the phone,
and according to my new boyfriend, Captain facelift,
your new boyfriend, the brit, is flying us home tomorrow
on a commercial flight. Coach.
What?
I don't do coach.
And I am pretty positive 2 Chainz would have taken us
on that other plane they sent if you hadn't rapped for 30 minutes
in that corn field after we landed.
I don't care what you say.
I burned that corn field up.
Here, let's eat something.
They delivered the food.
Slim Jims, Cheez-its, Pizza Pringles,
and two ham and cheese sandwiches.
Ham? Where's the prosciutto?
There is none.
Mais pourquoi?
Because we're at a motel in Kansas.
And the lady at the front desk called me a snob
for ordering the Pizza Pringles.
I can't believe I'm not at the Grammys,
and I'm stuck here eating a lousy vending machine sandwich.
Well, it's better than doing those ketchups in the diner.
And crash-landing in a corn field with a rap star
with our heads still attached-- that's pretty magical, right?
Yeah, and 2 Chainz did say
he enjoyed meeting us and that we're two fine, big booty hos.
Both: That's pretty magical.
Han's gonna be so jealous when he finds out
I met our boy.
Oh, my God, we forgot to get Han's T-shirt signed.
Or did we?
When you don't have enough money to fix your own mistakes,
you've gotta make your own magic.
Max, it's 2 Chainz with a "z" not an "s."
Damn! The one time I know how to spell something,
and it comes back to bite me in the ass.
Ooh, it's starting.
Ready to go to the Grammys?
Don't get any ham on the dress.
We have to return these to get our money back.
You think Beyonce's saying that right now?
Hey, if we can make our own magic,
we can make our own Grammys. Announcer: The Grammys...
[Joan Rivers impression] Max Black, who are you wearing?
Who are you wearing? My roommate's rent.
[Both laugh]
You're right, this is pretty magical.
But wait, I think it can get better.
Announcer: Beyonce, Faith Hill, Kelly Clarkson,
Carrie Underwood, Mumford & Sons, Keith Urban,
The Black Keys, Jack White,
and look who's opening up the night--
Taylor Swift. [Bed vibrates]
[Laughs]
See?
Way more magical.
You know, this kind of feels like the private plane.
Yeah, the one I have in my nightstand.
[Cash register bell dings]
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- What are you thinking?
Mako, Bolin, and I can use the plane
to create a distraction
and scatter some of the defenses.
You, Tenzin, Bumi, and Kya can fly
into the spirit portal on Oogi when you see an opening.
- Let's get moving.
- What are we still doing here, Father?
The invasion was completely successful,
and the Southern Tribe is under our control.
The spirit portals are open.
You've restored balance. Now we would like to go home.
- You don't understand.
Everything I've achieved so far will pale in comparison
with what I'm about to accomplish.
What else is there? The Water Tribe is united.
After today, there will be no more Water Tribe,
no more nations of any kind.
The world is about to be transformed
into something magnificent and new,
and I will lead this glorious revolution.
Now go outside and get the troops ready
to defend the spirit portal.
From whom? We've already beaten everyone.
- The Avatar will be here soon.
She has no choice.
- Are you ready?
I'm an Earthbender strapped to the wing of a plane
hundreds of feet in the air, so no.
Don't worry. There's no way they'll be expecting this.
- I think they were expecting it.
Asami!
- Get ready.
Fire!
- There are spirits everywhere.
I don't see an opening.
Let's circle around and see if we can find a way in
from the other side.
Hold on!
The spirits are weighing Oogi down.
We're losing altitude.
Get off of him, you sticky, nasty, little blob of goo!
Whoa!
If I go, you're coming with me.
Aah!
- Bumi!
- I wish Varrick was filming this.
We could call it "Nuktuk: Sky Warrior."
- Brace yourselves.
Dad.
- Korra, I'm so sorry.
I failed you.
- Don't give up.
Harmonic convergence isn't here yet.
We still have a chance.
- We tried.
- Congratulations, everyone.
You've all got front-row seats
for the beginning of the new world order.
You don't know what you're doing, Unalaq.
Freeing Vaatu won't make you powerful.
It will only make you a traitor to everything good
that's happened for the last 10,000 years.
You think what Avatar Wan did was good?
Driving almost all the spirits from this world?
The Avatar hasn't brought balance, only chaos.
You call yourself the bridge between the two worlds,
but there shouldn't be a bridge.
We should live together as one.
- Even if Vaatu escapes,
I'll put him right back in his prison,
just like Wan did.
It's true that, when Wan fused with Raava,
he tipped the scales in her favor.
But this time, I'll be here to level the playing field.
When harmonic convergence comes,
I will fuse with Vaatu.
And together, we will become the new Avatar.
A Dark Avatar.
Your era is over.
- Think about what you're doing.
I know that you've always had a deep connection
with the spirits, but you're still a man.
You're still my brother.
You're Eska and Desna's father.
Are you willing to throw your humanity away
to become a monster?
I'll be no more of a monster than your own daughter.
The only difference is that,
while she can barely recognize her own spiritual power,
I will be in complete alignment with mine.
Vaatu and I will be as one.
No one will be able to stand against us.
Keep them locked up.
After the harmonic convergence,
I will come for Korra.
- Yes, Father.
- I failed in every way.
We've lost Jinora forever.
There's still a chance. They didn't get Bumi.
Oh, you want to play some more.
Well, bring it on.
Oh, we're playing dirty, huh?
Hmm, looks like we've got a music lover here.
Reinforcements!
All right, soldiers.
Looks like it's on us to save the day.
Luckily, I've got a plan.
- Eska, Desna, listen to me.
You've got to help us stop Unalaq.
I know he's your father,
but Vaatu has made him completely crazy.
- We will never turn on our father.
- Please, if you let me out now,
I can still stop him from destroying everything.
Once he fuses with Vaatu,
no one will be safe.
Desna, he won't be your father anymore.
You don't know what you're talking about.
Our father is the wisest man in the world.
If he says what he is doing is right,
I believe him.
Huh?
You know, if I wanted some ball of evil
lurking over my shoulder all the time,
I'd have stayed home with my mother-in-law.
- All right, spirit army,
your general is here.
Follow me!
It's working.
It's not working.
Get me out of here!
Whoa-hoe'.!
- Aah!
All right, guys. Rescue time.
Bumi, how did you manage to take out this entire encampment
on your own?
I did it all with my trusty flute and...
oh, never mind. You wouldn't believe it anyway.
Let's get moving.
- You run into the portal.
I'll try to hold off anyone who comes after you.
No, you're too hurt. You need a healer.
Asami, can you take Oogi and my dad back to my mom?
- Mm-hmm. - This is my fight now.
- Korra.
I love you.
- I love you too, Dad.
- Yip-yip.
- Once we're inside, you go find Jinora.
Mako and Bolin will take care of Unalaq
while I close the portal, so Vaatu can't escape.
Wait a second. Worst-case scenario.
So we're fighting Unalaq, you close the portals,
and let's just say something happens to you.
Are we gonna be trapped in there for eternity?
- If everything goes as planned,
we'll all walk out together after harmonic convergence.
If not...
Let's go.
Tenzin, go find Jinora.
- Come on!
- You're running out of time, Raava.
I know you feel it coming.
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